1. Playing Tori Amos - Feeling a little down, could use some flowers or some kind words.
2. Singing along with Tori Amos - Might need a good deep heart-to-heart or a Soma and some Jack Daniels.
3. Singing Tori Amos when there's no music playing - Get out of her way for a while until she goes back to phase 2 again. Try sending in a cute, fuzzy kitten to help her out. If kitty returns in pieces, go back to leaving her alone.
(apoligies for the overtly sexist nature of this post ;)