See the wet pad pass,
Around your stinky ass.
Cold Towelette,
Feel the cold wet heel,
Feel the dirt conceal.
Cold Towelette melts,
On your dirty flesh,
You can see your reflection,
In the moisture path.
Cold Towelette,
A tear of alcohol,
Is in your eye,
The hand towel,
Penetrates your grime.
A tear of alcohol,
Is in your eye,
Quick let's get clean,
Before we die.
On Cold Towelette,
Join the fresh clean set.
