So, I figure why not actually read the install manual and see if I missed something...and there's a step where you "connect the ATX12V power source" to the motherboard. WTF is that? Anyways, I read on, and eventually figure out that this case (well, it's power supply) doesn't support this motherboard. Slightly miffed, I went to intel's site and looked around. Yep, I need a new case for her new processor. I've just wasted 2 paragraphs of your screen to tell you that. Thank you, good night.
P.S...Brindle won't be online for a little while until I get her old setup back together :P